#u know because of the whole ‘dream learnt coding to become better friends with george’ and ‘dream became a famous minecraft youtuber

[literaphobe]

I think all the time abt when you said “if Gnf wants you to be awake you will be awake” bc that summarizes him more perfectly than anything I’ve ever seen. man. What’s going on with that guy /lh

look george turned 18 when he was 23 he spent his whole life looking like an infant ass child w a terrible haircut that did him no favors but then he befriended dream on the internet n they became best friends n dream started telling him ‘you look like international pop star shawn mendes who is an attractive man as regarded by the masses and you resemble him in a british fashion’ but george didn’t believe him :( so dream became a famous faceless minecraft youtuber and made george do it with him so he could get george to do face cam thereby exposing thousands of people to his face so more people could objectify him. it worked! but then george threatened to go bald so dream had to step in again :( and tell him he’d look ugly if he went bald :( and so george didn’t go bald :) he grew his hair out instead and got prettier with each passing day and then dream started the dream smp so that they could have more friends and more people to collab with george and realize just how baby he is (jack manifold, 2021) and how too precious he is (wilbur soot, 2021). the more real life friends george met the more he realized he is just innately powerful largely due to his pretty face. and also just how unhinged he is. people LISTEN to him by virtue of his aura n beauty. he realized he could make anyone do almost anything for him and get away with it. he made jack manifold buy him ICE CREAM and complained that he got a single scoop instead of a double. dream created a monster in the process of convincing his buddy george that he is hot and now when they live together george probably won’t even knock before barging into his room. even if he’s asleep. thereby proving that if georgenotfound wants you to wake up, you will be awake. end scene